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Quick Threads / Rise of a King
« on: June 27, 2014, 08:46:38 am »
6:31 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: LOL
6:31 AM - vG-SA [ACS] TheBloodMaster™: What?
6:31 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: I SAW YOUR YELLOW-PAGES THIS MORNING
6:31 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: TOP **** BRO
6:31 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: HILARIOUS
6:32 AM - vG-SA [ACS] TheBloodMaster™: You said you'd stop with that old and lame joke
6:32 AM - vG-SA [ACS] TheBloodMaster™: Seriously
6:32 AM - vG-SA [ACS] TheBloodMaster™: Its gotten so old
6:32 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: Why would I ever stop?
6:32 AM - vG-SA [ACS] TheBloodMaster™: Because you're wasting your life on this joke
6:32 AM - vG-SA [ACS] TheBloodMaster™: Seriously
6:32 AM - vG-SA [ACS] TheBloodMaster™: its been a whole year
6:32 AM - vG-SA [ACS] TheBloodMaster™: nad you're still doing it
6:32 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: It isn't my fault your yellow-pages is still up
6:32 AM - vG-SA [ACS] TheBloodMaster™: Suuuuuure
6:33 AM - vG-SA [ACS] TheBloodMaster™: mind sending me a link to said yellow pages?
6:33 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: http://www.gayellowpages.com/
6:33 AM - vG-SA [ACS] TheBloodMaster™: you sent a link to a website
6:33 AM - vG-SA [ACS] TheBloodMaster™: not a specific link
6:33 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: It is your website.
6:33 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: The entire site is yours
6:33 AM - vG-SA [ACS] TheBloodMaster™: I don't even know how to create HTML
6:33 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: They are at your command Bloodmaster
6:33 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: Lead the Yellow-pagers
6:34 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: Re-take the Iron Throne
6:34 AM - vG-SA [ACS] TheBloodMaster™: No thanks
6:34 AM - vG-SA [ACS] TheBloodMaster™: I"ll let them do their thing
6:36 AM - vG-SA [ACS] TheBloodMaster™: You know... why do I even bother talking to you, if I removed you I'd just be done with your bullshit for life
6:36 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: Or would youj?
6:36 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: I have many friends
6:36 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: They all have seen your yellowpage
6:36 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: They know the truth.
6:37 AM - vG-SA [ACS] TheBloodMaster™: You mean your yellowpages
6:37 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: My Lord.
6:37 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: No, the one great yellowpage.
6:37 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: As I said... Great Bloodmaster
6:37 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: We are at your command
6:37 AM - pr0ph3t st3in j0ng k0ny: KING OF THE YELLOWPAGES!


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Quick Threads / Re: United Front Official Flame Thread
« on: June 26, 2014, 03:11:45 pm »
I'm okay with everyone and enjoy the company of most of you.


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Quick Threads / The Witcher is ****
« on: June 17, 2014, 11:19:23 pm »
It is ****. Axel should commit seppuku for playing it instead of working on the server.

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Guides / The New World (Cities WIP)
« on: February 24, 2014, 11:06:17 pm »

A Guide to our Benefactor's New World
By Felix Vuchevitch

Introduction

      Our Benefactor's have changed our world vastly. To those who lived to see the uncivilized old age, it may just make your head spin! Well fear not Citizens, for you have your mandatory Civil Worker's Union approved handbook and manual to aid you in understanding and living by the ways of our new world, a world given to us by our glorious benefactors.

Sectors

First, let me explain to you the system of which the Earth is now set as. There are a total of 18 Sectors, and I shall list them and their 'regions' here.

Sector One: Sector One contains our famous City One, the capital of the sector and the Union Summit. It is largely a Urban center, holding Cities across the Eastern Coast of the North American continent.

Sector Two: The North American West Coast. This Sector is also a Urban center and stretches from the tip of Alaska to Mexico.

Sector Three: Central America and the Caribbean islands. This area is holds a very large population, one of the largest next to Sector Eight and Sector Seven.

Sector Four: Peru, Venezuela, Columbia, and Bolivia. Peru is entirely industrial, with a large amount of Overwatch vehicles, armor, and even bullets coming from the area. The rest of the Sector is largely residential however.

Sector Five: Argentina, Brazil, Falkland Islands, Chile. Brazil is entirely residential, and in many places very slum like, it is the only former nation-state to be entirely under Overwatch policing due to the rampant issue of Resistance activities in the former jungles. However, Argentina and the Falklands are largely designed for transhuman conversion and industrial work, it also contains the largest water and air exchanges on the planet.

Sector Six: South and North East China. Sector Six holds a large population, and is the capital for the Asian sectors.

Sector Seven: Northeast India, Bangladesh, Burma, Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam, Laos, Philippines. Sector Seven is similar to Sector Five, and is currently at war with Communistic Rebels in Vietnam, Laos, the Philippines, and Cambodia, the vast jungles do not help the situation either.

Sector Eight: Japan, Korea (North & South), Western China: The most populated Sector and the most technologically advanced. Sector Eight's capital is of course City Eight, the city of lights we formerly called Tokyo. The Sector is largely for scientific purposes and currently represents Earth in the technological sector of the Union.

Sector Nine: Indonesia, New Guinea, East Timor: Sector Nine has been nick-named 'The Naval Sector' and is the main trade route between Cities in Asia to Europe and the Americas. The Sector is largely industrial.

Sector Ten: Australia, New Zealand: The Transhuman conversion capital of the planet, the sector is the only one to not have a Sector Administrator, instead it has a council of the Overwatch which dictates the laws of the land.

Sector Eleven: Kazakhstan, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Tibet and Uzbekistan. Industrial sector devoted to producing Synthetics. Contains Urban centres.

Sector Twelve: Western Europe (U.K, Ireland, France, Belgium, Spain, Portugal, ect). Entirely Residential outside of Ireland, which houses both Industrial and Urban centers. Ireland is one of the most populated areas in the Sector, next to France.

Sector Thirteen: Germany, Italy, Austria, Czech Republic, Poland, Croatia, Bosnia, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Slovakia, Hungary, Serbia, Bulgaria, Greece, Albania, Macedonia, Turkey, Syria, Belarus, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Romania, Ukraine and Russia. The largest sector city-wise, home to City 17- European administration headquarters making Sector 13 is as important as Sector 1. This sector is the largest residential zone on Earth. Houses Urban centers.

Sector Fourteen: Scandinavia (Finland, Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Denmark,ect): The AIRWATCH Sector of Earth, and one of the largest producers of Naval supplies for the Atlantic. Sector Fourteen is largely Urban centers, outside of City 70, which is entirely Conversion/Industrial based.

Sector Fifteen: North Africa (Egypt,Morocco, Libya, Tunisa, Algeria,ect). This sector is dedicated to food production for the rest of Europe and Africa, it’s capital City 20 is often called the ‘food capital’ of the world.

Sector Sixteen: West Africa (Sub-Saharan/Sahel, Western Cape,ect) A desolate region, with only City 59 as a Port for Trade from Africa to Europe.

Sector Seventeen: Angola, Nambia, South Africa, Zimbabwe, Zambia, Mzambique, Madagascar. Largely Urban in the South, with Industrial and Agricultural regions in Angola, Mozambique, entirely Agricultural in Madagascar.

Sector Eighteen: Yemen, Ethiopia, Sudan, South Sudan, Somalia, Southern India. The Arabian Sea and all bordering Nation-states from the water are owned by this Sector, this means that Sector Eighteen is the largest trade Sector besides Sector Nine and Sixteen, as it controls the path to the Suez Canal. In India, the cities are entirely agricultural.

Cities

Our Benefactor's created the Sectors, then, they placed 80 cities throughout the previous population centers, a new world was created for all people. These are our new homes, where our friends, families, and colleagues now reside. There are three types of cities within our new society to clear up all confusions of old world economics. Industrial cities that work to produce all of the luxuries of our society, agricultural cities that produce all of our food products, and urban cities, which generally house some of the Union's greatest minds and administrative offices.

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Chapter 10-20 in the next 420 years. Vute 4 me pls

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Character Section / Wrath, Greed, and Pride (The story of Alexander Buran)
« on: February 22, 2014, 05:42:35 am »
Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major **** hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

“What’s up Draco?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!

Chapter 2.

AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!

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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.

My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

“OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly.

“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.

“Do you like Draco?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

“No I so **** don’t!” I shouted.

“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.

“Hi.” he said.

“Hi.” I replied flirtily.

“Guess what.” he said.

“What?” I asked.

“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.

“Oh. My. ****. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.

I gasped.

Chapter 3.

AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.

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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.

I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).

“Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice.

“Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.

“You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life.” sang Joel (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).

“Joel is so **** hot.” I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Suddenly Draco looked sad.

“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.

“Really?” asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Joel and he’s going out with Hilary **** Duff. I **** hate that little ****.” I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.

The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn’t go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Forbidden Forest!

Chapter 4.

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!

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“DRACO!” I shouted. “What the **** do you think you are doing?”

Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

“What the **** hell?” I asked angrily.

“Ebony?” he asked.

“What?” I snapped.

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.

And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!

Chapter 5.

AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!

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Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.

“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.

“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall.

“How dare you?” demanded Professor Snape.

And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”

Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”

Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

“Are you okay, Ebony?” Draco asked me gently.

“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….

Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna live’ by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.

Chapter 6.

AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!

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The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.

In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.

“Bastard!” I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn’t have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco’s and there was no scar on his forhead anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an **** only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.

“I’m so sorry.” he said in a shy voice.

“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.

“My name’s Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days.” he grumbled.

“Why?” I exclaimed.

“Because I love the taste of human blood.” he giggled.

“Well, I am a vampire.” I confessed.

“Really?” he whimpered.

“Yeah.” I roared.

We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.

Chapter 7. Bring me 2 life

AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony isn’t a Marie Sue ok she isn’t perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!

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Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…………

We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)

“Oh Draco, Draco!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Vampire!

I was so angry.

“You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

“No! No! But you don’t understand!” Draco pleaded. But I knew too much.

“No, you **** idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have AIDs anyway!”

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire’s classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.

“VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I yelled.

Chapter 8.

AN: stop flassing ok! if u do den u r a prep!

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Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

“Ebony, it’s not what you think!” Draco screamed sadly.

My friend B’loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )

“What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

“Vampire, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Draco!” I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped.

I don’t know why Ebony was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire (I’m bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

“But I’m not going out with Draco anymore!” said Vampire.

“Yeah **** right! **** off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.

Chapter 9.

AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox! dis is frum da movie ok so itz nut my folt if dumbeldor swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson snap dosent lik harry now is coz hes christian and vampire is a satanist! MCR ROX!

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I was so mad and sad. I couldn’t believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn’t have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was…… Voldemort!

“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted “Imperius!” and I couldn’t run away.

“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.

“Ebony.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Vampire Potter!”

I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?

“No, Voldemort!” I shouted back.

Voldemort gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.

“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!”

“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

I was so scared and mad I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods.

“Draco!” I said. “Hi!”

“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.

“Are you okay?” I asked.

“No.” he answered.

“I’m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.” I expelled.

“That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.

Chapter 10.

AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b’loody mary isn’t a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!

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I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B’loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren’t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I’m a **** but I’m really not.

We were singing a cover of ‘Helena’ and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.

“Ebony! Are you OK?” B’loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.

“What the **** do you think?” I asked angrily. And then I said. “Well, Voldemort came and the **** bastard told me to **** kill Harry! But I don’t want to kill him, because, he’s really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don’t kill Harry, then Voldemort, will **** kill Draco!” I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.

“Why didn’t you **** tell me!” he shouted. “How could you- you- you **** poser muggle ****!” (c is dat out of character?)

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn’t cause he had a headache.

“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) “Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.”

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Quick Threads / Re: Suggestion
« on: February 19, 2014, 08:16:08 pm »
+1 do this pls.

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Introductions / The Holy Prophet's Introduction
« on: February 09, 2014, 02:55:05 pm »


HEIL KONY! KONYHU AKBAR!

Yes my Child Soldiers! It is I, 420th Prophet of Konyism, Wielder of the Holy Bucket, Stein-Jong-Kony. I suggest you all get the towels, in my presence men will release all of their semen and women's lower regions will flood like a Japanese Tsunami! Now then, you all may begin praying and or bowing to your Prophet as to appease the God King Kony. If you do not, of course, you will most likely face death via Konyism.

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Character Section / Day Doctor (The Story of Jackmier Karkaff)
« on: January 20, 2014, 05:29:11 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbMWdIjArg0
Prologue: November 17th, 1997

A black 1963 Buick LeSabre Four-Door Hardtop sped down the old country-road. The Driver-side window rolled down as air flowed through the vehicle and onto the Driver's calm face. A red pair of fuzzy dice were on the mirror, and in the passenger seat lay a silenced Colt 1911 and a large, sharp, butcher knife. The old stereo quietly played 'Time Is On My Side'. The Driver, Jackmier, looked at his watch and grinned; 4:30 AM...Plenty of time. He sped on, sixty miles and hour down the old country-road over 30 miles outside of civilization, or in this case, Berlin. The road was clear, and for the most part the car was quiet...Then came a noise.
Bump Bump Bump
It was a faint noise, and slow at that. Jackmier grinned widely. His mind running with ideas of what the sound could be, but knowing exactly what it was in his heart. He slowed down, realizing his stop was coming up quickly. 66 miles outside of Berlin, a small lake, a cabin with a concrete basement...It was perfect. He turned off the road, onto an even more unstable dirt path, stopping just outside the Cabin next to the walkway that would lead to a boat. Jackmier slid out of the car, and strolled to the trunk. With a pop the trunk flew open and there lay a bloodied, mutilated, living man. The man was no older than 30, black bowl-cut hair, and broken spectacles. Jackmier grinned at the man, giving him a wink and walked back to the driver seat. He leaned into the car, and took the butcher knife and Colt into his hands. Walking back to the trunk, he began to whistle along to the Rolling Stones, happy as could be and on a high like never before. He looked at the man, his tears mixing with the blood on his bruised face, and gave another wink.
"Do you like swimming son? I simply love swimming!" Jackmier replied with an obnoxious chuckle.
He then raised the Colt to the man's head and fired four consecutive shots. The once circular puggy-skull turned to mush by the third shot. The fourth simply being for chuckles. Jackmier continued to whistle, as he carved into the man's bruised neck, simply cutting it fully for good measure. Afterward, he drug the bloody, mangled, and mutilated Male Nurse out of the trunk, and kept him wrapped up in the table cloth he used to keep blood from soaking the car flooring. Then, he drug the corpse along the walkway, and tossed it into the lake like so many other poor men and women prior.

Jackmier looked at his watch, 5:15 AM...Time to head back to the office already. Jackmier gave a frown, and strolled back down the walkway to the trunk, closed it, and hopped back into the car. As the engine roared to life, the next track began to play on the cassette, Jackmier whistled along as he drove back onto the dirt path, and onto the road again. His crime unpunished, his urge fed, and his mind clear. Just another night, for the Day Doctor Jackmier Karkaff of the Berlin Institute of Medical Science.


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