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The Holy Prophet's Introduction
« on: February 09, 2014, 02:55:05 pm »


HEIL KONY! KONYHU AKBAR!

Yes my Child Soldiers! It is I, 420th Prophet of Konyism, Wielder of the Holy Bucket, Stein-Jong-Kony. I suggest you all get the towels, in my presence men will release all of their semen and women's lower regions will flood like a Japanese Tsunami! Now then, you all may begin praying and or bowing to your Prophet as to appease the God King Kony. If you do not, of course, you will most likely face death via Konyism.
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We are two of a kind
Violent, unsound of mind
You're the yin to my yang, can't you see?
And if I were to leave
You would grumble and grieve
Face it, Bats...
You'd be lost without me!

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